is an episode of the series Pippa pork
. It is the first episode of season one along with being the first episode of the series
The pork family goes for a nice jump in the puddles!
Pippa and her family are watching the Mrs tomato show.
Mrs tomato: I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL LIFE AND I DON'T FALL OVER!
Father pork: What a silly tomato!
Sky: I RAIN!
Pippa pork: Father, It's raining! I can't have any fun when it's raining!
Father: Why don't we exercise?
Pippa: It's not faaair! ~sits in the window being sad~ :(
~The entire ground turns brown~
Girge: ~looks up from GamePig~ *gasp*
Muma pork: ~extreme close up~ PUDDYMUDDLE
Pippa: What's a Puddy Muddle?
Father: It's when it rains so much that the entire ground becomes a muddy puddle!
Girge: It's the only time that you can truly make it. but it's insanely dangerous so don't try to--
Pippa: ~Looks at the camera~ If you jump in bigpuddles, you must wear your-- ~jumps out the closed window~ FEET.
Father pork: PIPPA NO!
Pippa: ~Jumping outside at extremely fast speeds~
~100 other people fade in, jumping at the same speed pippa is~
Pippa: Where gonna make it
Muma pork: ~raises hand~ Called it. I knew this would happen called it.
Father pork: ~Pushes muma off the couch~ Your character is annoying no one likes you.
Muma pork: Your character is PeePeeMcButtpants.
Girge: Guys, there are 1000 tiny kids jumping at 718 miles per minute, attempting to break physics. what if they actually do it? It could tear the entire Pippaverse apart!
Father pork: Relaaaaaax. This will never work.
~The ground outside starts cracking~
Pippa: IT'S WORKING!
Father pork: ~gasp~ What!? ~looks outside~
~Extremely rare boots start exploding out of the ground crack~
Pippa: ~A pair of rare boots land in her hands. she smiles~ We did it. These boots are made of macaroni and will last forever.
Susan lamb: Will the crack ever STOP exploding boots?
Pippa:.....No. That might be a really bad problem but no.
Muma pork: ~Runs outside~ PIPPAMENA DIANE PIG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Pippa: That's not even my name. But i know your talking to me. I CHANGED THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER
Muma pork: NO YOU DIDN'T THIS IS SO BAD LIKE OMA
Pippa: YES I DID
~Pippaverse is torn apart~
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Everyone is dead.
You were good animal holder.
- Am i really about to publish this.
- Everyone died despite this being the first episode.