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 Puddy Muddles is an episode of the series Pippa pork. It is the first episode of season one along with being the first episode of the series

Summary

The pork family goes for a nice jump in the puddles!

Scrantript

Pippa and her family are watching the Mrs tomato show.

Mrs tomato: I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL LIFE AND I DON'T FALL OVER!

Father pork: What a silly tomato!

Sky: I RAIN!

Pippa pork: Father, It's raining! I can't have any fun when it's raining!

Father: Why don't we exercise?

Pippa: It's not faaair! ~sits in the window being sad~ :(

~The entire ground turns brown~

Pippa: !?

Girge: ~looks up from GamePig~ *gasp*

Muma pork: ~extreme close up~ PUDDYMUDDLE

Pippa: What's a Puddy Muddle?

Father: It's when it rains so much that the entire ground becomes a muddy puddle!

Girge: It's the only time that you can truly make it. but it's insanely dangerous so don't try to--

Pippa: ~Looks at the camera~ If you jump in bigpuddles, you must wear your-- ~jumps out the closed window~ FEET.

Father pork: PIPPA NO! 

Pippa: ~Jumping outside at extremely fast speeds~

~100 other people fade in, jumping at the same speed pippa is~

Pippa: Where gonna make it

Muma pork: ~raises hand~ Called it. I knew this would happen called it.

Father pork: ~Pushes muma off the couch~ Your character is annoying no one likes you.

Muma pork: Your character is PeePeeMcButtpants.

Girge: Guys, there are 1000 tiny kids jumping at 718 miles per minute, attempting to break physics. what if they actually do it? It could tear the entire Pippaverse apart!

Father pork: Relaaaaaax. This will never work.

~The ground outside starts cracking~

Pippa: IT'S WORKING!

Father pork: ~gasp~ What!? ~looks outside~

~groundshake~

~Extremely rare boots start exploding out of the ground crack~

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pippa: ~A pair of rare boots land in her hands. she smiles~ We did it. These boots are made of macaroni and will last forever.

Susan lamb: Will the crack ever STOP exploding boots?

Pippa:.....No. That might be a really bad problem but no.

Muma pork: ~Runs outside~ PIPPAMENA DIANE PIG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

Pippa: That's not even my name. But i know your talking to me. I CHANGED THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER

Muma pork: NO YOU DIDN'T THIS IS SO BAD LIKE OMA

Pippa: YES I DID

~Pippaverse is torn apart~

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Everyone is dead.

R.I.P Pippaverse.

You were good animal holder.

The end.

Trivia

  • Am i really about to publish this.
  • Everyone died despite this being the first episode.

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