Randomness sucks! is the fourth part of the Sonic Says series.
Polly: I'm a noi-
[Polly gets killed by modern Sonic.]
Sonic: Oh-- oh my god. He--e killed Polly!
Mighty: You b******s!
Modern Sonic: You guys suck! *runs away to Fiji*
Sonic: Let's join Randomness!
Mighty: Yeah. We'll talk about evil, but mature topics.
[Mighty and Sonic enter a secret Randomness base.]
Littlebat10: So, you're joining Randomness? You're my greatest enemy.
LittleBat10: Oh. Are you guys evil enough?
Might: F**k yeah! Sonic, tell 'em what we've got!
Sonic: First, we will break into a house, then find the chil-
[Sonic and Mighty get kicked out of the secret Randomness base.]
Mighty: So we're blacklisted by the FBI, CIA, T.U.F.F. (wtf is tuff anway?) and Randomness?
Mistah J: Ignore not tough puppy and Littlebat and his toxic memes that suck!
Sonic: Yeah. They suck!
Mighty: Can we join your D@ €|ub?
Mistah J: Yes.
- Sonic and Mighty get blacklisted by Randomness for being too cool for toxic memes!
- Peppa will be in the next part, due to the tragic death of Polly Parrot or Polly Plane.