Jacket: [reads the title card] Jacket!
Jacket: It's a lovely sunny day. Jacket and her friends are playing football; Jacket suddenly shows up. Jacket: Hey there. I'm Jacket; what's your name?
Jacket: My name is Jacket! This is my little sister, Jacket, this is Jacket and this is Jacket.
Jacket: My daddy's a criminal. Also, this is my mask on my face, if you're too stupid to notice. Jacket: [shoots randy in the face with a glock]
Jacket: Oh dear! Jacket has shot Jacket for having a mask on his face.
Jacket: Jacket, leave my face alone or I will phone the police.
Jacket: Oh shit!
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