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Father pork does a run fun to make money for a new playgroup.

Transcript[]

  • Narrator: It is a normal day at the Pippaville Playgroup. The children are doing math.
  • Mistress roes: How much is 64^2?
  • Susan lamb: 4096!
  • Mistress roes: Good, Susan. Now, how much is 10^10?
  • Rick bunny: 10000000000!
  • Mistress roes: Good, m Rick. and how much is...

[The playgroup explodes, again!!!!]

  • Children: ~screaming~
  • Mistress roes: What!? the playgroup exploded AGAIN?
  • Susan lamb: NOT AGAIN!
  • Mistress roes: I guess we're gonna have another sumble jale.....
  • Children: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mistress roes: Well, how else could we raise money for a new playgroup?
  • Father pork: Why not do a run fun?
  • Susan lamb: What's a runny fun?
  • Father pork: PAMPHLETS!!!!

[someone offscreen throws pamphlets in childrens' hands]

  • Written on pamphlet: Playgroup exploded? Don't wanna do a sumble jale? Then do a run fun! A run fun is an event where someone will run very far until they pass out. The farther they run, the more money you will raise!
  • Mistress roes: Well, who's gonna run in the run fun?
  • Father pork: I'LL DO IT.
  • Pippa pork: You, father? but you have quite the tummy!
  • Father pork: But i exercise everyday! SO I should run in the run fun.
  • Mistress roes: Alright, Father pork will run in the run fun.
  • Father pork: [practices for the run fun] See? I. told. you. I. can. run. in .the. run. fun.
  • Girge pork: If you say so, if that's a 1-up for you.

[the next day]

  • Mistress roes: Today is the day of the run fun. If Father pork can run from the playgroup, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way to Cindy Wastle, we'll earn enough money for a new playgroup!
  • Everyone: Hooray!
  • Mistress roes: Ready, steady, go!

[father pork runs]

  • Everyone but father pork: [suddenly in a bus] COME ON FATHER YOU CAN MAKE IT!
  • Father pork: Your right. I CAN MAKE IT! NYAAAAAAH! [runs faster, but no faster than a bus, and runs past the supermarket]
  • Everyone but father pork: [rides up steep mountain] COME ON BUS YOU CAN MAKE IT!
  • Father pork: [runs faster] GOTTAMAKEIT [runs past grampy protections garage, and runs faster] GOTTAMAKEIT [runs up same steep mountain]
  • Mistress roes: You can stop now, father pork. you made it.
  • Father pork: [runs at maximum speed, and runs around cindy wastle] IMGONNAMAKEIT
  • Mistress roes: FATHER STAHP
  • Father pork: [runs so much he rolls back down the mountain] NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!! What'd i miss?
  • Pippa pork: FATHER, YOU RAN SO FAST WE DIDN'T REALLY MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A NEW PLAYGROUP!!!
  • Father pork: WHAT!?! Sooooooo much for that idea. guess i exercise a little too much. that would explain the tummy!
  • Mistress roes: Just how old are you, anyway?
  • Father pork: 80000 years old.
  • Everyone: What? 80000 YEARS OLD?!?!
  • Father pork: [dies]
  • Mistress roes: Oh NO! Now how are we gonna get more money for a new playgroup?
  • Muma pork: I have an idea! But...
  • Everyone: BUT!?!?!?!?!
  • Muma pork: But it just has another part!
  • Pippa: Yay! Let's GO!
  • Narrator: Can Father pork reach the finish line so everyone can have enough money and get another playgroup? Find out!
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