Sea Country Island

The flag of Sea Country Island

Sea Country Island is an island country which is one of the islands in the Nuclear Islands.

Its capital city is Seaton. Its official languages are English and Sealish.

Settlements

By default, this list is sorted by population.

Name	Type	Population	Date founded
Seaton	Capital city	17,085,824	February 24, 1957
Weirdville	City	10,110,562	June 11, 1956
Africa	City	9,001,236	September 27, 1957
Swanville	City	2,860,005	January 29, 1960
Water Ways	City	1,540,304	1960
Furufun	City	880,576	1967
Elafonte	Town	4,592	1961
Winklebutler	Town	2,017	October 21, 2003
Kentucky-sub-Brandon	Town	1,653	1966
Emur	Town	850	1961
Woke City	City	2,059	December 1, 2020

Known residents

• Gungetta - current President of Sea Country Island
• Affentica - former President
• Von Hottai - former President
• Yellim Kram - current general of the Sealish army
• Senior Genwunner - politician who ran for President
• Yusus Tavoli - singer of rock band Yusus Tavoli
• Jingus Mavingus - guitarist of rock band Yusus Tavoli
• Olson Hammer - drummer of rock band Yusus Tavoli
• Dallas Bazooka - host of SBC Sea Country Island TV show Challas
• Excess Pony - actor known for playing Charles G. Eggman in soap opera East
• Edmondus Elephant - host of SBC Sea Country Island TV show The Late Night Show With Edmondus Elephant
• John Lennon Lithuania - current manager for Yusus Tavoli
• James Johnson Orlando - rapper who was popular back in the 1970s
• Boco Pig - drummer of heavy metal band WhiteCholeateNalck
• Pepsi Pig - former manager for Yusus Tavoli
• Melina Mockingbird - pop singer-songwriter
• Say Ton - horror writer
• Sesame Cane

Media

Media in Sea Country Island is mainly in English and Sealish.

The state-owned National 1 (N1) and Sea Television (STV) are the dominant television networks in the country. Other major television channels include Channel 24, Ilévon, and TV5.

Laws

The country

• It is illegal to poop your pants and die simultaneously. This law was believed to be a myth, but it was confirmed by Affentica to be real in 2014.
• Adults shouldn't be throwing a temper tantrum in a public place, for they would have to fall into a tub of chemical waste. Usually, the person dies after falling into the tub.
• Any merger between two companies must have a name that is a portmanteau of the names of both companies.
• Propose a suggestion about the "unlisted" laws to the President, and he will lock you in prison for 10 years without warning.
• There are restrictions on the names parents can give to their children. The government maintains a list of banned names; it can be found here.
• A photo ID is required in order to buy groceries at a store.
• It is illegal to dance inside a store; anyone who does so will be shot by guards.

Seaton

• It is illegal for someone over the age of 75 to attend the Tavolistep Arena. Anyone over said age who goes there will be fined $300,000, and would be forced to fall into a tub of chemical waste.
• Anybody who claims that something that is not against the law is illegal will be fined $500,000.

Winklebutler

• It is illegal to get an answer wrong on an important test or you'll be fined $100,000,000.
  • If you get two answers wrong, Bertram Winkle will sing to you the Opera Song of Death, which most people will somehow die from.
  • If you get three answers wrong, you'll end up in prison for 10 years or more.
• It is illegal for a resident to hate the band Yusus Tavoli.
• Parking at an unacceptable location can risk you six months in jail.

Emur

• It is illegal to slap someone in the face and sit on a donkey while petting an ear.
• It is illegal to kiss a building.
• Arson is legal; it is tolerated and is a daily activity.

Some Wandom Noob's Fanon

These are the unusual laws in Some Wandom Noob's fanon, because the one's ontop don't count.

Country

• It is illegal to manufacture or drink almond milk. This is because the former President had a heart attack after drinking some.
• The age of achohal is lowered to 18.
• It is legal to shoplift, only if your homeless.
• It is illegal to be Dreamsexual, and you will be put in prison for the rest of your life if they find out. This is the most recent law.

Seaton

• It is illegal to fail a test, and you will be fined 100 dollars.
• It is illegal to play iO games in school.
• You can go on discord when your only 3.

Winklebutler

• Bad drivers will be fined 1,000.
• It is illegal to drink berry juice.

Emur

• Arson is somehow legal
• Wearing glasses are illegal

SuperTapirWoman’s fanon

The laws of the country in SuperTapirWoman’s fanon.

The country

• You cannot dance in a grocery store.
• Cults designed specifically for fictional characters are prohibited and will result in a $70 fine.
• The drinking age is lifted to 26.
• The CMPSA (The Classification and Maturity Motion Picture of Sea island country Association) has multiple ratings: A (all for mild adult jokes, brief cartoon violence, general audience), F (Family for adult jokes, violence, parental guidance advised, mild swearing), F-14 (swearing, violence, adult jokes, sexual scenes), and M (basically the R rating).a

Seaton

• Anything containing red must be censored or confiscated, as it is the sign of a bad ruler in the main culture.

Emur

• Owning a pet emu is legal.
• You cannot eat dead deer without a license.

Winklebutler

• Schools must play Mozart in the morning.

Presidents

• Droolik (1966–1981)
• Von Hottai (1981–2001)
• Affentica (2001–2011, 2016–2021)
• ВИД (disputed) (2011–16)
• Gungetta (2021–)