*leaves blowing around, circling Pippa, Susan, and Porman*
Wizard: You did not heed my warning, and therefore you must pay the price!
Pippa: What do we do!? What's gonna happen!??
Wizard: Ego non possunt cogitare de a maledictione!!
*Pippa, Susan, and Porman begin being teleported*
All of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pippa Pork intro shows*
Porman: wake up! wake up! Pippa please wake up!!!
Pippa: *starts waking up* What is it porman?
Porman: LOOK WHERE WE ARE!!!
Pippa: ?? *stands up and looks around*
*camera pans around the area they're in*
NarRATor: Pippa looks around, and sees nothing but miles and miles of sand.
Pippa: Where are we!?
Susan: The wizard must have done it.
Porman: *Flipping through a huge book* According to the Ingens Magicae Libro, this place is known as a Tandpit.
Susan: Do you always carry around that book?
Porman: *reading* bla bla bla Can be used to banish people bla bla bla.... and is nearly impossible to escape!?
Pippa: *SPITS OUT A GLASS OF WATER*
Susan: PIPPA! That may have been the last water we ever had!
Susan: *sighs* We're going to live here forever.
Porman: Stop! Don't say that!
10 minutes later...
Susan: we're going to have to make a shelter.
Susan: *handing porman a shovel* Porman, you take this shovel and dig for water.
Porman: yes ma'am *starts digging*
Susan: Pippa, you build us some shelter
Pippa: I can't build houses on my own! can you help me?
Susan: Alright. But keep in mind that we are still not friends.