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She Tandpit is an episode of Pippa Pork. Is it the 10th episode of season 4 along with being the 55th episode of the series.
Summary[]
Pippa, Susan, and Porman are stranded!
Transcript[]
Pippa: *sitting in the sitting room all bored* *sighs*
Pippa: *is asleep outside*
Pippa: *SIGHS*
???: Hello, Pippa.
Pippa: *wakes up really fast* what!?WHAT!? whAT's ggoing on!??
*The camera shows that it's Susan lamb*
Pippa: Oh, it's YOU.
Susan: i've come to sleep on the ground with you. However, this does not mean we're friends.
Pippa: Alright
Pippa and Susan: (both sleeping on the ground) *SIGHS*
Porman horse: *shows up and flops on the ground*
Porman: *SIGHS*
like 4 seconds later
Pippa: *wakes up a little bit and looks into the distance* whoa guys...you might wanna look at this
Susan and Porman: *wake up*
*someone wearing a tall pointed hat and a long robe is seen in the distance*
Susan: *loud whispering* Is that a real wizard!?
Porman: *whispering* I think so.
Pippa: *stands up* let's go check it out *walks over*
Susan: *loud whispering* Pippa! you need to stop doing that!! *stands up and follows pippa*
Porman: *stands up follows everyone*
-when they get over there-
Wizard: *sitting on the ground* *SIGHS*
Pippa: HEY YOU!!!
Wizard: *looks at pippa* !?!?!?
Susan: Pippa what are you doing?
Pippa: The only thing you CAN do with a wizard....
Pippa: *looks over at the wizard* YOU'RE A BIG LOSER YOU'RE A BIG LOSER!!!
Susan: Ohhh i get it now! *at the wizard* YOU'RE A BIG LOSER!!!
Porman: *blows ra spberries*
Wizard: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?
this goes on for like a minute. until...[]
Wizard: Please stop being mean to me! I'm warning you!
Pippa: SHUT UP LOSER! *throws a rock in the wizard's face*
Wizard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porman: Haha! Nice one!
Susan: *blowing raspberries*
Wizard: That is IT!!!
Susan: wait what
Wizard: *begins waving wand in circles*
*leaves blowing around, circling Pippa, Susan, and Porman*
Wizard: You did not heed my warning, and therefore you must pay the price!
Pippa: What do we do!? What's gonna happen!??
Wizard: Ego non possunt cogitare de a maledictione!!
*Pippa, Susan, and Porman begin being teleported*
All of them: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pippa Pork intro shows*
Pippa: *snoring*
Porman: wake up! wake up! Pippa please wake up!!!
Pippa: *starts waking up* What is it porman?
Porman: LOOK WHERE WE ARE!!!
Pippa: ?? *stands up and looks around*
*camera pans around the area they're in*
NarRATor: Pippa looks around, and sees nothing but miles and miles of sand.
Pippa: Where are we!?
Susan: The wizard must have done it.
Porman: *Flipping through a huge book* According to the Ingens Magicae Libro, this place is known as a Tandpit.
Susan: Do you always carry around that book?
Porman: *reading* bla bla bla Can be used to banish people bla bla bla.... and is nearly impossible to escape!?
Pippa: *SPITS OUT A GLASS OF WATER*
Susan: PIPPA! That may have been the last water we ever had!
Pippa:...Oh..
Susan: *sighs* We're going to live here forever.
Porman: Stop! Don't say that!
10 minutes later...
Susan: we're going to have to make a shelter.
Susan: *handing porman a shovel* Porman, you take this shovel and dig for water.
Porman: yes ma'am *starts digging*
Susan: Pippa, you build us some shelter
Pippa: I can't build houses on my own! can you help me?
Susan: Alright. But keep in mind that we are still not friends.
Pipps: but weren't we friends in sh—Susan: No
*a quick montage of Pippa, Susan, and Porman working is shown*
Porman: *digging in the sand*
Regular Show Finale Montage song
*still hasn't found any water*
Porman: *sighs*
Pippa: *building a house made of sand*
Susan: *building another house made of sand*
*Porman is surrounded by 3 different holes that he dug and is digging a new one*
Porman: *finds a totato* ?
Pippa: *putting sand bricks together on a third sand house*
Susan: *puts in the last brick*
Pippa: *smiles*
*montage ends*
Pippa: We did it!
*camera shows 3 houses, each one about the size of a shed, made of sand*
Pippa: *sighs happily* you did a great job on the windows, susan!
Susan: *giggles* please, if it wasn't for your—Porman: I FOUND WATER!!!
Susan: !! *walks over to porman*
*camera shows a huge hole full of water porman found*
Susan: This is great! now we have water AND a lake!
Pippa Susan and Porman: *staring at the new life they've created*
Susan: *smiling* We will live here forever.
*helicopter heard from above, sand blowing around*
Pippa: Look! we're saved!
Susan: Oh.
Muma pork: *on the helicopter* EVERYBODY GET ON!!!!!!!
*ladder drops down*
Pippa Susan and Porman: *all begin climbing*
THE END
Trivia[]
- This is the first Pippa Pork episode to have a cold open
- "Ego non possunt cogitare de a maledictione" translates to "I can not think of a curse"