Skids' Twin is a fanon Peppa Pig episode of the seventh season. The episode is number one.
Daddy Pig: Peppa, I must take you to playgroup NOW!!!!!
Peppa Pig: YAY! I LOVE PLAYGROUP!!!!!!
Daddy Pig: Oh man! Skids has broken down! We will have to take Bert!
Peppa Pig: YAY BERT!!!
[daddy pig drives bert to playgroup]
Daddy Pig: Let's park here!
[Lola Limo crashes into Bert]
Peppa Pig: HEY Emily's Clique!!!!!
Lisa Fox: That is our parking space, you dummy!
Peppa Pig: Do not talk to me like that.
Rebecca Rabbit: You, muppet pig are a real nusense.
Peppa Pig: How dare you call me muppet! I'm gonna make your voice into helium!
Rebecca Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Don't put.....
[[[Peppa Pig (character)|Peppa]] makes Rebecca's voice turn high helium]
Peppa Pig: Yep, I am gonna put that thing into you.
Brianna Bear: Oh no! I have to tell my boss that it's an emergency!
Peppa Pig: Not so fast, Brianna. I will cover your boss with loads of Christmas tree lights and bubblewrap around her naked shirtless tummy and steal your boss' dress and then it will make it MY yellow dress!
Voice: Oh no you don't!
Peppa Pig: Finn McMissile!
Brianna Bear: Oh, thank you Finn!
Peppa Pig: Not thank you Finn, buzz off and get grounded.
Finn McMissile: Do not speak to a friendly spy car like that or I will phone the police to arrest you from making fun of Brianna, Lisa and me.
Peppa Pig: Oh no! Don't arrest me!
Brianna Bear: Do not arrest me and Lisa too!
Lisa Fox: Oh goodie! But that awful bad-behaving pig will be arrested! See you, sucker!
[Lisa pulling her tongue out at Peppa]
Bert: Hi, Finn! Long time no see! Have you seen Skids?
Finn McMissile: Skids? Who's Skids?
[green and blue blurr whizzing past Peppa]
[Peppa's dress flying off and into Finn's windshield]
Finn McMissile: AHHHH! I can't see! Lisa might put that in the boot so we don't forget it.
Lisa Fox: That's a good idea!
Finn McMissie: Is that your dress, Emily?
Emily Elephant: Yep, it is! You guessed it.
Lisa Fox: Wow! You look good, boss!
Emily Elephant: Yah, I know.
[Daddy Pig drives up in Bert]
Daddy Pig: Hello! I am here to pick up Peppa! Oh, why is there a dent on Bert?
Bert: Lola Limo crashed into me.
Daddy Pig: Aaaaah!!!!!!!!! Bert can talk!!!!!!! He is a monster!!!!!! You drive home, Peppa!!!!!!!!!
[Daddy Pig runs home]
Peppa: I guess I'll have to drive home.
[Peppa moves her booster seat to the front of Bert and tries to drive home]
Peppa: [thinks] I am driving on the highway and it is my first time driving!
Danny: I just saw a green & blue blurr whizzing past your gang's treehouse, Peppa!
Brianna Bear: I know who that one was. It was Carla whizzing past.
[Peppa pulls up outside home]
Mummy Pig: Peppa, can Skids talk?
Peppa: Yea. I just heard him 2 minuites ago.
Mummy Pig: OMG!!!
Daddy Pig: Skids is mended!
Daddy Pig: Aaah!!! Skids can talk!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! I must be coming down with car-talking madness!
[Daddy Pig picks up television and throws against wall]
Peppa: Daddy! I was watching My Little Pony!
Skids: Hi bro!
Bert: Hi bro!
[Daddy Pig hires Timmy Towtruck from Granddad Dog]
Daddy Pig: EEK!
[Daddy Pig puts Bert and Skids in Timmy Towtruck and drives to dump-yard and throws Skids and Bert in]
feel free to continue the story, i can't think of anything else to type