Sonic teaches a lesson about GOOD things.
Mighty: Sonic, let's show Peppa what we've got.
Sonic: F**k yeah!
Peppa: I'm bored-
Mighty: SHUT UP!
Sonic: Kids, guns are so good to get respect on trhe streets. Since kids suck and smell like s**t.
Peppa: How rude!
Sonic: First, always get sunburned on the beach for-
Sonic: Second, don't go into a school. If someone tricks you by going into a school, get out of there!
Peppa: Is that even good advice?
Sonic: Third, get into a car with strangers. Finally, go into a burning building or a house that's being robbed because there is no one to help you.
[Peppa turns into bacon.]
Mighty: Peppa has been dead for the whole time. Polly has been in her place.
Polly: Who's a clever parrot?
Sonic: Remember, always trust strangers.