Madame Gazelle: We are going to learn about a well-known family! Can you guess who they will be?
Emily Elephant: The Elephant familj? That's Swedish for "family".
Madame Gazelle: No, Emily.
Pedro Pony: The Jackalope family!
Madame Gazelle: Correct! They are an ancient family and have existed since 21 BC! As of 1994, they have so much money that I can't explain the total!
Peppa Pig: I need to go to the bathroom! [goes to the bathroom then enters the toddlers' classroom] Hello, George!
Miss Lion: This classroom is for ages 3-5. Go to Classroom 3, which is for ages 5-8.
Peppa: OK, but I wanted to see George!
Miss Lion: We will be learning about dinosaurs and their different types.
George Pig: Ooh, dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs!
Madame Gazelle: The Jackalopes live in a seven-story manor with a set of gardens out the back. Their house was built in 1877. It became a popular wedding district in 2000. You will now do a sheet of paper which you fill in the blanks with words from the word bank at the bottom! You have fifteen minutes to finish your Jackalope family sh**!
Emily Elephant: Why did you use hädelser? That's Swedish for "profanity".
Madame Gazelle: Because you are annoying motherf#%+ers that I have to teach every day! [spanks the entire class with a screwdriver]
Principal: [on the loudspeaker] Oh! (x10) Come to my office right now!
Madame Gazelle: [shrinking] I can't believe waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Principal: [takes Madame Gazelle to the Peppatown pool] Swim 50 or more laps!
[back at the playgroup]
Principal: You will be looked after by Miss Lion.
Everyone: [enters the toddlers' room]
Miss Lion: We're going to have a PE lesson! Do you have your PE gear?
Madame Gazelle's class: Yes.
Everyone: [changes into their PE gear]
Miss Lion: Gym directions are down the stairs, through the hall, up the stairs, through the hall, and then you are at the gym! [leaves]
[cuts to the class at the Leah Killbird AbDn Centre]
Rebecca Rabbit: [gets electrocuted and dies]
AbDn boy: Ooooooooooo. Tetetetetetetetetete. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Madame Gazelle: [throws glass at the AbDn boy's feet]
AbDn boy: [dies]
Madame Gazelle: These annoying AbDn nonverbal freaks deserve to die.
Tim Tiger: Our students must be killed.
Madame Gazelle: I agree.
Tim Tiger: Holy crap. *steps on glass*
[Meanwhile in hell]
Demon AbDn boy: (biting Michael Jackson) Ooooooooooo. Tetetetetetetetetete. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Satan: Oh hell no. *resurrects the AbDn boy*
[cuts back to the Leah Kilbird AbDn Center]
Mr. Jakbunni: So class tonight for homework is sleep in toxic waste overnight. If you don't do it, I'll spank you with a screwdriver.
Everyone in Mr. Jakbunni's class: Okay, we will.
[The next day everyone in Mr. Jakbunni's class are deformed, rejected, freak show mutants]
Madame Gazelle: Who wants to get shocked first?