Torsey Hwinkle Toes
is an episode of Pippa pork
. It is the 2nd episode of season one along with being the 2nd episode of the series.
i did not think this through before writing it. i have NO idea what it's gonna be about and i'm simply making it up as i go along xD
Pippa pork: ~walks into the pork house~ MUMA! i come bearing a petpet!
Muma pork: another petpet!?
Pippa: yes. it's very cute
Muma pork: okay. bring in the petpet
Pippa: ~rolls the toy horse in~ it's from Tear dotted pork!
Muma pork: A. AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHERE ARE IT'S FEET!? IT HAS THE FEET OF A CAR!!! A CAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!
Pippa: Muma! it is a toy!
Muma pork: oh, yes.
Pippa: what shall we name it?
Muma pork: we shall call it, Hwinkle toes
Muma pork: Hwinkle toes!!
Muma pork: HWINKLE TOOOOOEEEES!!!!!
Pippa: i have an idea! since we have no idea who the present is for, or if it's for us at all, we'll call her, Torsey hwinkle toe--
Muma pork: HWINKLE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Muma pork: ~jumps on hwinkle toes~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~hwinkle toes rockets out the door~
~Father pork comes down the stairs~
Father pork: What happe--...~looks at pippa~
Pippa: ~looks at father~
-2 second pause-
Pippa: what loud noise?
Father pork: oh no. ~chases after muma pork~
muma is riding through pippaville at high speed on the tiny horse made for children
Muma pork: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Father pork: we have to catch muma! if we don't, she might explode!
Pippa: MUMMAAA!! come back!
Muma pork: HA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-- nope.
Father pork: at least use the breaks!
Muma pork: There aren't any! you can NEVER stop the crazy train! NEVERRR!!! NEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE-- ~crashes into a wall and Torsey Hwinkle toes breaks~
6 hours later
everyone is in the Pippaville hospital
Muma pork: ~starts waking up~
Dr dark move: i'm sorry to tell you, we've just discovered that your wife has citsatkcarc and has had it for nearly 7 years. We don't know how we didn't realize sooner.
Father pork: what!?
Pippa: nooo! mumaaa! ~hugs father pork and cries~
Muma pork: kids? father pork? w-where torsey?
Dr dark move: I'm sorry to say this, but he didn't survive the crash.
~camera shows broken pieces of torsey hwinkle toes laying on the hospital floor. dramatic music plays~
NarRATor: everyone loves playing with Toresey Hwinkle toes!
- Despite Torsey Hwinkle Toes being the 2nd episode of Pippa Pork, it is actually the official Pippa Pork pilot episode
- It was originally written January 9th, 2015. Before Pippa Pork even became a series.
LOCK THE DOOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!!!