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Torsey Hwinkle Toes is an episode of Pippa pork. It is the 2nd episode of season one along with being the 2nd episode of the series.


Summary

i did not think this through before writing it. i have NO idea what it's gonna be about and i'm simply making it up as i go along xD

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Pippa pork: ~walks into the pork house~ MUMA! i come bearing a petpet!

Muma pork: another petpet!?

Pippa: yes. it's very cute

Muma pork: okay. bring in the petpet

Pippa: ~rolls the toy horse in~ it's from Tear dotted pork!

Muma pork: A. AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHERE ARE IT'S FEET!? IT HAS THE FEET OF A CAR!!! A CAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!

Pippa: Muma! it is a toy!

Muma pork: oh, yes.

Pippa: what shall we name it?

Muma pork: we shall call it, Hwinkle toes

Pippa: Torsey!

Muma pork: Hwinkle toes!!

Pippa: Torsey!

Muma pork: HWINKLE TOOOOOEEEES!!!!!

Pippa: i have an idea! since we have no idea who the present is for, or if it's for us at all, we'll call her, Torsey hwinkle toe--

Muma pork: HWINKLE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Pippa:....yo chill

Muma pork: ~jumps on hwinkle toes~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~hwinkle toes rockets out the door~

~Father pork comes down the stairs~

Father pork: What happe--...~looks at pippa~

Pippa: ~looks at father~

-2 second pause-

Pippa: what loud noise?

Father pork: oh no. ~chases after muma pork~

muma is riding through pippaville at high speed on the tiny horse made for children

Muma pork: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Father pork: we have to catch muma! if we don't, she might explode!

Pippa: MUMMAAA!! come back!

Muma pork: HA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-- nope.

Father pork: at least use the breaks!

Muma pork: There aren't any! you can NEVER stop the crazy train! NEVERRR!!! NEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEE-- ~crashes into a wall and Torsey Hwinkle toes breaks~

6 hours later

everyone is in the Pippaville hospital

Muma pork: ~starts waking up~

Dr dark move: i'm sorry to tell you, we've just discovered that your wife has citsatkcarc and has had it for nearly 7 years. We don't know how we didn't realize sooner.

Father pork: what!?

Pippa: nooo! mumaaa! ~hugs father pork and cries~

Muma pork: kids? father pork? w-where torsey?

Dr dark move: I'm sorry to say this, but he didn't survive the crash.

~camera shows broken pieces of torsey hwinkle toes laying on the hospital floor. dramatic music plays~

Muma: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOOOOORSEEEEEEY!!!!!

NarRATor: everyone loves playing with Toresey Hwinkle toes!

THE END

Trivia

  • Despite Torsey Hwinkle Toes being the 2nd episode of Pippa Pork, it is actually the official Pippa Pork pilot episode
    • It was originally written January 9th, 2015. Before Pippa Pork even became a series. 

IT'S COMING

I'M COMING FOR YOU

I'M COMING FOR YOU

LOCK THE DOOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!!!













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