Question and Answer Starring Suzy and Danny
Suzy: Hey Danny! I have a question to you! What rat walks on two legs?
(Try to think as well!)
Danny: I give up! What?
Suzy: Mickey Mouse! Ba-dum-tss!! Oh yeah, one more. What duck walks on two legs?
(Think as well!)
Danny: It's Donald Duck! Ba-dum-tss!!
Suzy: Enk!!! All ducks walk with two legs!
Letter for a Week Starring Mummy Pig and Miss Rabbit
Mummy Pig's Letter:
Dear Miss Rabbit,
I wrote a letter on Monday so I can mail it on Tuesday, and you'll receive it on Wednesday, you'll read it on Thursday, you'll answer it on Friday, then you'll mail it on Saturday so I can use the pounds on Sunday.
Best regards, Mummy Pig
Miss Rabbit's reply to her letter:
Dear Mummy Pig,
The letter that you wrote on Monday that you mailed on Tuesday, that I received on Wednesday, then I read on Thursday then answered on Friday then mailed it on Saturday. Only to let you know at Sunday that I have no more money.
Love love love, Miss Rabbit
Master of Mathematics Starring Richard and Edmond
Edmond: Richard, 4 + 5 = ?
Edmond: Very Good! 5 + 4 = ?
Edmond: Wrong. I just reversed the question!
Richard: So I also reversed the answer!
Scientifically Confusing Starring Miss Rabbit and Edmond
Edmond: May I buy something?
Miss Rabbit: What are you intending to buy?
Edmond: Do you have a liquid solution that was mixed evenly with organic and inorganic compound substances that has undergone fermentation and sealed inside a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?
Miss Rabbit: Huh???
Edmond: I WANT A SODA!!!
Panic at the Bathroom Starring Peppa and George
Peppa: GEORGE!!! I NEED YOUR HELP AT THE BATHROOM!!!
George: What is it?
Peppa: The soap does make bubbles and it is not slippery!
George: Of course, you haven't rinsed it with water yet!
Peppa: The soap said "For dry skin"!!! Not for wet skin bro!
K9 and 10 Starring George and Edmond
George: Edmond, in polices, why are dogs called K9?
Edmond: Because if you call them K10, there not dogs anymore.
George: What are they now?
Edmond: Baby cats.
High Five Starring Emily and Mister Skinnylegs
Mister Skinnylegs: Hold my hand...
Emily: No! Because of I touch you I will get poisoned!
Mister Skinnylegs: Wow your so smart!
Emily: You can say that again!
Mister Skinnylegs: High Five!
Emily: High Five!