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  • Mac+Cool

    new avatar

    March 19, 2018 by Mac+Cool



    proud to be murican

    goodbye, kids!

    USA! USA! USA!



    A new avatar

    another pointless blog

    huh huh!

    said jake paul

    i hate jake pal cause' he dabbed on me

    nevermind i reverted it 


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  • Mac+Cool

    Saint Patrick's Day

    March 17, 2018 by Mac+Cool

    Happy Saint Patrick's Day, bitches! Another pointless blog post  this is why unicorns dont exist.

    A long time ago, when the Earth was green, There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen. And they ran about and played while the Earth was being born, And the loveliest of all was the unicorn.

    There was green alligators and long-necked geese, Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees. Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, The loveliest of all was the unicorn.

    The Lord seen some sinning and it caused Him pain. And He said, 'Stand back, I'm going to make it rain!' He said, 'Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do, Go and build me a floating zoo,' 'and take some'.......

    'Green alligators and long-necked geese, S…

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  • Mac+Cool

    Goodbye children

    March 16, 2018 by Mac+Cool

    The first episode of Ezaccess' Howdy Doody involved Howdy Doody, our titular character being murdered by Clarabell, the dancing clown. Towards the end of the episode, Clarabell says, "Goodbye kids." before stabbing himself to death 13 times while jumping off of a 24-story apartment building. Then the episode cuts to static for 2 minutes.3 months later, Clarabell's rotting corpse is in the sewer being eaten by giant rats.

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  • Mac+Cool

    Article coming soon

    March 10, 2018 by Mac+Cool

    [Candy gets out of bed and sees Daddy Pig eating all her food while snoring really loudly in the kitchen.]

    Candy: Fat cunt!

    [Daddy Pig leaves and crashes through the doorway]

    Candy: Oh no! I need to tell mum and dad, no wait Charles, [goes into Charles' bedroom] Charles, wake up!

    Charles: [wakes up and meows] Candy, what is it?

    Candy: [meows] Mr. Pig is sleepwalking!

    Charles: Oh no. [gets out of bed] Let's go wake your mum and dad up, Candy.

    [Charles and Candy go to Courtney and Cooper's bedroom where the cat parents were asleep]

    Charles: Aunty Courtney? Uncle Cooper?

    Candy: Mum? Dad?

    Courtney: [wakes up] Charles, Candy, what's wrong?

    Candy: Mr. Pig is sleepwalking.

    Cooper: Again?

    [Courtney and Cooper gets out of bed and the cat family gets into their …

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  • Mac+Cool

    An other pointless update

    February 27, 2018 by Mac+Cool

    ​​​​BatucanClouden's back and nobody comments.


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