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Narrator: Today is weed day at the supermarket!
Daddy Pig: Look! It's Fedora Master!
Mummy Pig: Mrs Noscope!
Peppa: Sweet Trickshooter and Little Skrub!
Little Skrub: [Airhorn]
Pig family: [Laughs]
Fedora Master: Welcome to weed day! Where the magic of weed never ends!
[Pig family enter shop]
Peppa: Wow! So much weed!
Suzy Sheep, Emily Elephant, Rebecca Rabbit: Hello Peppa!
Suzy: Smoke weed everyday!
Suzy: I like mountain dew!
Emily: I like doritos!
Narrator: Edmond is a bit of a faggot.
Suzy: What does George like?
Suzy: Does George like mountain dew or doritos?
Peppa: George likes nukes!
[George picks up nuke]
George: ALLAHU AKBAR!
MLG voice: Oh! Hit! Hit! Baby a triple! WHERE U AT!!! WHERE U AT!!! WHERE U AT!!! OHHHH!!!
--Screen Blacks out--
Mrs Rabbit: Smoothies! Get your weed smoothies here!
Peppa: What's a weed smoothie?
Mrs Rabbit: It's a drink made from weed!
Peppa: Okay, I'd like a smoothie with weed!
Mrs Rabbit: Okay but smoothies can have lots of different weed in them!
Peppa: I'd like weed, weed, weed and more weed!
Mrs Rabbit: [Puts ingredients with mixer, blowing it up]
RIP in peace Mrs Rabbit. You had one job to make a good weed smoothie, but you failed. Goodnite sweat prinsess.